My football-involving dream last night included Cesare Prandelli telling me to brush my teeth in a very paternal manner. Unfortunately, I do not remember the rest of it.

Ok, this Monty thing? Is getting a bit out of control. I just took a nap (because it is apparently a holiday, and while I do have to go into work today, it will only be for about an hour), and had a very strange dream involving me in an apartment on, oh, say, the 72nd floor or so of a building in a city which I swear was Geneva, writing chemical ( Read more... )

It's been a while since I've had a dream interesting enough to share with you all, but I think this one makes up for it ( Read more... )

I feel I must recount this dream in detail, because it shows the extent to which not only Zlatan, but our dearest guede_mazaka have taken over my mind ( Read more... )

Last night my dream involved making out with Sandro Nesta. Dear god, thank you brain. Well, except for the part where I felt guilty about it.

( The details. )

1. I did not click on the fic which promised me porn about various Liverpool players' first times. Please admire my self-control.

2. I also did not click on the latest Mertesacker/Borowski fic, but I would like you to appreciate its summary nevertheless:

They have a forbidden love. Every night, Per visits his lover under cover of darkness. ( Read more... )

Note to Liverpool fic writers: spit does not a good lubricant make. (Oh, why do I even bother.)

Last night's dream unfortunately involved no footballers, it was just me running away from zombies and worrying that I wasn't going to get to lunch on time. Oh, and then everyone died.

So, as many of you know, almost every night I have very vivid, usually psychotic dreams that always involve people dying (or at least large amounts of violence and fear) and usually involve footballers. Martha seems to be highly entertained by these (at least when they involve Zlatan), so I thought I'd start posting them, for everyone's ( Read more... )

Dear guede_mazaka:

Zlatan showed up in my dreams last night as a "messenger from the gods".

You have a lot to answer for.

Not even going into what else he did in my dream,
A Loyal Reader

Ongoing riots in Rome. Apologies for the bad Google translation.

How many times have we seen this played out throughout history? Roma, the Eternal City, run by the elite until the plebs take to the streets. I am twenty-three hundred years off, but all I can think of is the Gracchi, Saturninus, Marius -- these things never change, will never ( Read more... )